Great Methods of Marketing:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich, Marry me!"

- That's Direct Marketing... "
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see

a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her

and pointing at you says: "He's very rich, Marry him."

-That's Advertising. .."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her

and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and

say: "Hi, I'm very rich, Marry me

- That's Telemarketing. .."
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations... "
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says: "You are very rich!

"Can you marry ! me?"

- That's Brand Recognition. .."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face.

- "That's Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she

introduces you to her husband.

- "That's demand and supply gap..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him

- "That's competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

- "That's restriction for entering new markets..."